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This is Yao Joe here, so sad man today. Do you know what the hell happen? I was in school when my phone and wallet is in my bag which fucking located to a place where it isn’t suppose to be when I’m playing my favourite sport, basketball. Suddenly fucking instinct of mine came out of no where about my phone and wallet then I say to myself so sad man, I ran to my bag and check my phone and wallet and guess what ? Expected perish lah my phone and wallet. I ran here and there thinking if I know who the fuck took my phone I’ll chop of your egg roll and burn it bitch. In the end return home without a single penny and phone. I hate you

Speaking of Heart? Do you even have one ?

Today we, Liang Wei, Kenneth and myself planned to have a drink before we enters school which mean we want to skip the assembly. When its about time we walked back to our school with bunch of girls who’s going to play basketball for our school we walked back together as we know each other. While waiting for the assembly ends we sat outside our school hiding ourselves from the prefects and teachers. We talk and chilled awhile outside till we hear a puppy starts to scream from pain we saw an unwanted accident which broke almost everyone’s mood, if I’m not mistaken a Proton Saga ran over a puppy maybe this dog does not look as cute as Shih Tzu or as cool as Golden Retriever although it’s just a normal stray dog its still a life within it. After the dog got hit by that car he hurt his legs which made him can’t walk properly eventually he headed to the drain and fell inside, the drain its not a fucking small drain its filled with nasty rubbish and the malodorous scents of the water its just horrible. Unfortunately we need to rush back to school as it’s almost 9 that time. While in class mind shattered kept thinking what would happen to the dog. Till recess time we went down to the canteen get our drinks and I asked Liang Wei and Heng Yip whether want to go out have a look so we decide to walk out the school. And guess what we saw Zheng Hong a prefect sitting outside chatting with bunch of girls who so called wanted to help the ill-fated dog as we don’t really care much we walk towards the drain where the dog still got trapped inside the drain while we’re walking that Zheng Hong started to talk cock in front of us where he said what we’re doing here its non of your business want to skip class only, this is where got my head heated we’re quite pissed that time but the dog really need help we don’t care much and go towards the drain the dog looked so fucking suffering where he needs to lean his head to the semen inside the drain to keep him breathing. 5 of us wandering around the drain keep thinking what we should do to help the dog up from the drain. We tried using tyers sticks even I used my leg to bait the dog but all failed ended there’s this hole from my shoe made by the dog. Finally we used a cloth banners from the streets and bait him when he swim across the banner we quickly pulled him up and bring him to a safer place. We ran all over Sri Petaling tried to find a vet clinic, body started to sweat school uniform starts to soak with sweats when we got no more choice since all the vet clinic still not open yet Liang Wei called his mom to help us out. Once his mom reached without hesitation we quickly bring the dog in the car and rush to the nearest clinic finally there’s this owner of this pet shop who helped us all she can although she’s not a doctor she said all she can do is clean his body for us and feed him to regain his energy where everything settles down there’s another problem, who will be responsible for this dog? After this dog got treatment who will be taking care of this dog we can’t just leave this dog back on the street from the second we decide to save this dog we’re responsible for his everything. Whereas problems starts me, Liang Wei and Heng Yip keep thinking what should we do ? Where we got this plan after school we take the dog to Heng Yip’s house for one or two days then when the dog regain back all his energy able to walk and so on we’ll put him to a safer place let him to live in his own so this is the plan. Look at the time its almost 12 we ran back to school where I saw Zheng Hong which his classmate sitting at the staircase talking cock as I suppose, when I passed him I looked at him and called him useless then he talked back as I know he’s the one who suppose to call the fireman we waiting there for how long? 1 hour? All he know is sitting down under a windy weather and flirting with girls, seriously this fucking guy I know as a friend who don’t even have the fucking heart to do something properly if you’re fucking reading this I CALL YOU A FUCKING SORE LOSER come and punch me if you want I swear you wont able to play basketball for the rest of your life anymore. After that we ran back to our class where Mr Ghani just left we rest in the class as our arms are exhausted carrying that doggy around the area. As time pass school ends we skipped the last period and ran to the shop where the dog got his treatment FUCKINGUNFROTUNETLY the dog bites so the lady can’t do anything about it we got no choice but to leave there long who the dog to cool down first. Where the plan all got messed up. Heng Yip went home without the dog and we’re forced to bring the dog back to someone house as the lady said she can’t keep it for us. Till now the dog it’s suffering I suppose everyone suppose indeed we got no choice as Me and Liang Wei decide to make this a gamble to leave the dog at the shop for one more day hopefully the lady won’t throw the dog away then the next day we’re going to bring him to a safer place. Now everyone remember even it’s a stray dog it has life within it even a small actions you do up there knows. Pray the dog would go through this unfortunate incident.

Siblings

I never had a close relationship with my siblings past then we argue most of the day, we even fought each other, when that happens I’ll eventually lock myself inside the toilet and cry and start hitting the wall bare hand to express why they had to treat me this unfairly I even swore to god that I wont take them as my sisters. When time flies I’ve become more mature physically and mentally. Thinking back the past what I’ve been deliberation all the while was juvenile. These few years I’m really close to my sisters they helped me a lot in every single way they give me cash, stuff and abundance more. They’re the person who I can only talk with whenever I have troubles. Last year if I’m not mistaken my second sister leave to United Kingdom to continue her studies, this very moment another one leave for holiday. Although the eldest sister of mine is still here but I can barely see her. Its only 3 months till my sister’s back in this three month there wont be any driver for me, no cigarettes for me to steal and I got no one to share my cigarettes with although they prohibit me to smoke but they’re still cool with cause there’s another person at home can find whenever they run out of cigarettes. Hopefully within this three months there won’t be any bad incident happens to me. Oh and I pledge to stop smoking so everyone wish me luck.

Look what I found when I'm searching pictures of my sisters

HAHA I totally forgotten when i taken this.Dimsum with my siblings

ah sam, sai lou , me , ah tai and ah yee
HAHA FUCK ><
Few years back
There you go my 3 beautiful and gorgeous sisters

Ladies I'm back!

Ladies, I’m back finally arrive KL around 11pm Monday, pretty tired once I reached home so didn’t managed to update this shit as Tuesday I need to get my ass to school so yeah I’m free now let’s see what I remember when I’m in JohorTuesday
Is the day I’m leaving KL we left KL about 3am yes 3am why ? Supervisor say “ I’m tired la later driving half way accident how ? moreover I haven’t pack my stuff” like fuck you la -.- so about 12am he fetched me to his home which is in SHAH ALAM, shah alam never mind his house is like so fucking bottomless in some village I think. Went to his room where his TRANFOMERS collection materialize too bad I couldn’t snap a picture of his collection got la reason later you’ll know. So he take a short nap and ask me to wake him up at 1.30. This is what happened

Me : mir wake up it’s 1.30
Amir : no respond*

2am
Me: mir it’s 2am already wake up
Amir: still no repond*

After that I didn’t really bother wake him up cause his cousin watching transformer so yeah I watch watch watch while watching half way I try wake him up again

2.30am
Me: mir it’s fucking 2.30 already faster wake up, I fucking sleepy la.
Amir: FINALLY HE REPLIED- huh ? it’s 2.30 already ? give me 5 mintuees
After 5 mintues
Me: mir 5 minutes already
Amir: no respond -_-

After that I fucking lazy to wake him up already till we finish watching the movie I try my luck again

3am
Me: amiRRRRRRR it’s 3 already!
Amir: soar up and rushed to his computer and check his ebay stuff

Like fucking shit -_- so there is it bout 3 we leave KL and I oink oink in the car till we reach Johor about 7am cause it’s raining quite heavy while we’re on the way there. Without thinking anything we rushed to our hotel check in and sleep till 2pm.





Wednesday
Around 2 something amir woke me up ask me to bath he told me we need to find test station, like what the fuck is test station?! So first destination we went is Johor City Square aka paradise of lalas got hot chic also la but in the same time got elephants and dinosaurs, After that we went to kotaraya some dead place then pelangi plaza also some popular dead place after that we went to skudai parade the place where we got our test station but amir haven’t get the approval from office so we need to continue find better place and cheaper rental shit. We went to danga bay where the ocean is just right behind danga bay unfortunately I can’t get any picture also cause my phone dropped inside a fucking drain near our hotel I’m worrying my shit off as HOW TO LIVE WITHOUT PHONE FOR ONE WEEK LA? Right? After that we went to medan steamboat to have our dinner, wey malays also got their own lok lok one wei don’t play play. After that went back to hotel as we can’t do anything so we watched saolin soccer where I got my new name Joe Chow Sing Si. Hi I’m Joe Chow Sing Si you can call me Joe or Joe Chow. We’re laughing our asses off with my new name as office don’t have the knowledge that I’m in Johor with Amir so need to use another name :D hours flies we slept quite early I think as we’re fucking exhausted.

Pictures I’ll upload it trmw as I’m fucking tired now I’ll continue update the rest of the days when I’m really free. Although not much people read my blog but of well thanks Kak for updating for me when I’m in jb although is a super short one. Chiao

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Cognizant .

Ahh finally I’m free to blog it’s 2am now and I just got awake like wtf ? Let’s see what I’ve been doing last week I’m so fucking lazy to update it every time when I’m free well let’s see I skipped school on Thursday cause there’s a masjlid pertukaran headmistress or something like that honestly for the past 8 months I didn’t even got a sight of our headmistress and now she’s going, too bad then. At night weijun called me and we went blow water around 1am and yes he so called emo-ing again when comes to weijun-going-to emo means you’ll need to company him to point so went point around 2am till 4am burn came and played one more game, reached home 6am and I forgotten I need to fucking go to point at 7am so went back lie down for one hour sister awake fetched me to community I’m so lazy to tell everything la diu forget it ._. ITS FRIDAY night again yay Mr.Woo Wei Jun ran from a RM 19.xx cab we went to some small lorong and ask the cab driver wait and ran to my house like what the fuck ? His whole body shivering once he reached my house and fucking worrying that the cab driver will come find for him, like mother fucker why my house ?! so after an hour went out to point then came back around 4am this time we got our new driver Mr. Manager! Saturday went to jaya section 14 work for consumer probe reached there around 2pm and we supposed to go there 10.30am once reached our supervisor as usual got fucked by him so yeah went and did chocolate survey CHOCOLATE TESTING survey means free chocolate ! there’re kinder bueno, Cadbury, kitkat and few new product for kinder bueno. As usual Amir fetched us to Mid Valley we take bus home we’re so fucking lucky that day usually it takes us around 1 hour for the bus but this time once we reach there, the fucking bus waited there and we ran there. Reached Sri Petaling went point played few games then went blow water Jen Hong if I’m not mistaken fetched us back about 4am and we need to go Jaya at 11am supervisor say what client coming wor but well sleep till 11am something supervisor girlfriend called me and ask me to wake up now she say ask me to go there asap after I hung up continue sleep till 1pm something larh called weijun and he go tell me he’s in Asia Café with Kai Lin like what the fuck can wake up at 10am for chic never mind since sister going Asia Café followed my sister and meet up with him then we take cab to Jaya luckily our supervisor haven’t come back due to some kenduri shit lucky shit us we reached there around 3 then we started to work till 9 something then seems like there’s no responder already all of us play around till 10.30 then we start to pack our stuff arrange the tables stools and stuff. Supervisor say he’s going Jb for chocolate survey alone for one week so I volunteer to go with him like yay no school! Went back around 11pm talk to dad about it since dad didn’t object means I’m going! Fucking exhausted went to sleep since Monday there’s school. As usual there’s not much teacher slept most of the time while I’m sleeping Mrs. Latifah came in our class and comment bout my hair again why la me diu, she asked me boy kenapa tak sikat rambut awak ? then she started to ask around for comb luckily nobody has one then she say pergi gunting rambut awak awak la like your mother’s cow my hair so short already cut your balls meh okay lu since I though of going jb today so I didn’t bother much. School ends at 1.45 today once I reached home I called my supervisor to confirm with him that I’m going then he go and tell me that they changed the date to Tuesday means I still need to go class on Tuesday ._. nothing much happened went to guitar lesson then tuition. After dinner watched TV for awhile with some fruits feeling tired so went for a nap around 9 I think then I’m awake this time like fuck la what I’m going to do for 3 hours ? SINCE I’m feeling sleepy now I feel sleepy almost all the time so yeah =D I’m going back to bed now guess hopefully I get to borrow my sister new camera since I’m going JB. See you all next week then.

Sunday.

Sunday night equivalent with fucking boring night. When it’s Sunday means no entertainment at night when there’s no entertainment at night means you’ll see me sitting in front the fucking computer and starts to rot rot and rot. Since I’m in such free situation lets see what I did yesterday and today. Yesterday also known as distraction night! Yes it distracted me again. Went to bang burn house around 5pm played pool with weijun wait for awhile while burn bathing after awhile he came out from the bathroom then change then yes headed to point again, play till 9pm something went to asfarmaju eat while blow water for a while then headed back to point then play for 2 games it’s about 1 already we decided to go back one mana tau the diu forgotten his name pulled us in for 2 games again diu he treated us drink takkan so don’t give face right ? went in and play for 2 games don’t want to mention got pawn til nose and ear bleed this time. Went out smoke to distress again then went to mamak burn hungry all of us see he eat alone after he finish fetched me back. I reached home brush my fucking teeth wash my face went to sleep, on the bed roll here roll there for like 1 hour still cant fucking sleep roll till I’m fucking tired finally fall asleep. Woke up around 5pm went to cut my hair at carefour mother fuckers the hair stylist’s HAIR already disgust me at first I didn’t want to let him cut one but no choice sigh when I got my fucking ass sited he asked me how you want your hair to be cut ? I say la just cut it short la school standard then suddenly he asked me I cut your front like ball okay ? I was like no ._. then okay la take out my glasses let him cut cut cut when I wear back my glasses machaohai I say don’t want like ball you go cut like a ball. NEVERMIND I gentlemen so after that went back for dinner after dinner rotted till now. Tomorrow ader sekolah gotta get my fucking stuff ready then.